While at Angie’s first over-inflated popcorn and pop sales event…errrr open house/parent-teacher conference at her school, I found this gem of a picture by one of her classmates. 

Good job, Taylor. I’m sure once you’re grown, you’ll overcharge me for a haircut while trying to check out my ass.

PS. If you're a girl, good luck turning tricks for coke, you slut.

Your mom is like the Commodores – easy like Sunday morning.

You gotta love similes. Even though it’s a stupid word – simile – it’s a great tool in humor. Every comedian uses them and every seventh grade English teacher tries to teach them.

During the last Rape Prevention Seminar I helped to instruct, I felt a sense of enlightenment. We were working on ground work and the ladies were doing really well. One woman in particular was having a little trouble with the technique. This is where the women practice situations as if their attacker manages to get them to the ground and gets on top of them.

What follows still kinda baffles me today.