Sometimes, people try to get one over on me. Every once in a while they succeed, but I still hold my own. Here are are a couple of conversations I had this week that I thought I'd share.
Not my best material, but I still chuckle when I read them. Enjoy.
Sarah: “I am going to start the support the student sarah fund. I accept donations of all sizes an collecting all post money owed. Want to contribute ha ha ha”
Me: “Can I contribute dick? Its widely accepted and very fulfilling”
Sarah: “Ha ha ha sorry don’t want it”
Me: “Haha I guess I will just be contributing dick”
Me: "That new machine stole my dollar."
CW: "Ha! Good. I hope I get two pepsi's now. I'm not gonna tell you if I do."
Me: "I hate you."
CW comes back with a pepsi and f-in opens in front of me like an ass.
Me: "I hope all your kids have birth defects."
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